If the target of Fear of Lost Teeth's ability is an illegal target as the ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen
For the most part, finding shops that sell trading cards in Tokyo and finding shops that sell trading cards in Japan both require the same method
You can get some thematic ones, like Gyre Sage in +1/+1 counter decks, but the combination of any color and hexproof makes this a reliable dork for any deck
By laddering back to this version, my pun isnt so far-fetched

Collection Status You must be logged in to track your collection #1 - Weedle #2 - Kakuna #3 - Beedrill #4 - Exeggcute #5 - Cacnea #6 - Cacturne #7 - Karrablast #8 - Shelmet #9 - Accelgor #10 - Skiddo #11 - Gogoat #12 - Alolan Marowak #13 - Numel #14 - Camerupt #15 - Staryu #16 - Starmie #17 - Magikarp #18 - Gyarados GX #19 - Swinub #20 - Piloswine #21 - Mamoswine #22 - Remoraid #23 - Octillery #24 - Corphish #25 - Crawdaunt #26 - Feebas #27 - Milotic #28 - Regice #29 - Shellos #30 - Pikachu #31 - Alolan Raichu #32 - Alolan Geodude #33 - Alolan Graveler #34 - Alolan Golem GX #35 - Emolga #36 - Gastly #37 - Haunter #38 - Gengar #39 - Misdreavus #40 - Mismagius #41 - Spoink #42 - Grumpig #43 - Chimecho #44 - Pumpkaboo #45 - Gourgeist #46 - Salandit #47 - Salazzle #48 - Oranguru #49 - Nihilego GX #50 - Mankey #51 - Primeape #52 - Cubone #53 - Regirock #54 - Gastrodon #55 - Stufful #56 - Bewear #57 - Buzzwole GX #58 - Houndour #59 - Houndoom #60 - Deino #61 - Zweilous #62 - Hydreigon #63 - Guzzlord GX #64 - Mawile #65 - Aron #66 - Lairon #67 - Aggron #68 - Registeel #69 - Escavalier #70 - Kartana GX #71 - Jigglypuff #72 - Wigglytuff #73 - Xerneas #74 - Alolan Exeggutor GX #75 - Jangmo-o #76 - Hakamo-o #77 - Kommo-o #78 - Miltank #79 - Swablu #80 - Altaria #81 - Starly #82 - Staravia #83 - Staraptor #84 - Regigigas #85 - Minccino #86 - Cinccino #87 - Bunnelby #88 - Diggersby #89 - Type: Null #90 - Silvally GX #91 - Counter Catcher #92 - Dashing Pouch #93 - Devoured Field #94 - Fighting Memory #95 - Gladion #96 - Lusamine #97 - Peeking Red Card #98 - Psychic Memory #99 - Sea of Nothingness #100 - Counter Energy #101 - Gyarados GX #102 - Alolan Golem GX #103 - Nihilego GX #104 - Buzzwole GX #105 - Guzzlord GX #106 - Kartana GX #107 - Alolan Exeggutor GX #108 - Silvally GX #109 - Gladion #110 - Lusamine #111 - Olivia #112 - Gyarados GX #113 - Alolan Golem GX #114 - Nihilego GX #115 - Buzzwole GX #116 - Guzzlord GX #117 - Kartana GX #118 - Alolan Exeggutor GX #119 - Silvally GX #120 - Counter Catcher #121 - Wishful Baton #122 - Counter Energy #123 - Warp Energy #124 - Water Energy

Crimping happens during the packaging process, not the printing process